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Post by nana on Apr 23, 2017 19:10:03 GMT -5
Well, not quite. I went to the local brewery with my neighbor Evie, her daughter, her grand daughter and her friend Jasmine, and Evie's friend....Marilyn Chambers. We all drank a pint or two out on the patio in the lovely spring sun, listened to the bluegrass band, and played rummy 500. I have actually met this lovely lady a few times before, but I kind of never put the first and last names together. It dawned on me as we were sitting there, but we were having such a nice time, all the gals, and I was loathe to weird her out by telling her that she and my stove share a name, so I didn't bring up the subject. And I wouldn't dream of even mentioning the porn star Marilyn! But if my Marilyn came to life, I think she'd probably like to hoist a few and play some cards out in the sun too. Anyway, I just though it was neat!
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Post by dwayner2 on Apr 24, 2017 1:35:17 GMT -5
Well I was going to try and send you a more current picture of the adult film star (clean, promise) to see if the MC you met looked like her since she would be much older now. But, Wikky said she passed away April, 2009.
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Post by nana on Apr 24, 2017 13:59:33 GMT -5
This Marilyn is a pillar of the local Methodist church. She said someone asked her where she was going Sunday afternoon, and she said "To the brewpub." They said, "I thought Methodists don't drink." She said, "This one does!" All she did was nurse a glass of hard cider for two hours, though. But when you're a lightweight like that, one glass is all it takes. A good time was had by all!
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Post by dwayner2 on Apr 25, 2017 5:06:39 GMT -5
When my Cousin got married the Catholics on groom's side were worried about having beer and liquor served at the reception since the bride's side came from a "non-drinking" religion. All I'll say about that night is there were far more drunks on the bride's side of the family than the groom's.
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Post by Chuckie on Apr 25, 2017 8:27:07 GMT -5
When my Cousin got married the Catholics on groom's side were worried about having beer and liquor served at the reception since the bride's side came from a "non-drinking" religion. All I'll say about that night is there were far more drunks on the bride's side of the family than the groom's. ...or as the old joke goes: What are the base differences between the major religions? 1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people. 2. Jews do not recognize Christ as the Messiah. 3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world. 4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters or the Liquor Store.... CHEERS! Chuckie P.S.---and as my Irish Grandfather used to say "whenever there are three or four Catholics together, there's USUALLY a FIFTH!"
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Post by dwayner2 on Apr 25, 2017 22:13:04 GMT -5
I've heard that joke many times. How did you know my Cousin's Wife's family was Baptist? Guess what they say is true...alcohol kills off the weak brain cells so the more you drink, du smrtr yu git!
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Post by nana on Apr 26, 2017 19:24:26 GMT -5
Oh good! I must be a genius, then!!
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